help
“if I cant have my dignity, at least I have something to read” <- put this on my tombstone
the switch successor will be as powerful as 2 switches duct-taped together
Sorry these tags need to be acknowledged I think
anyone else learn to write in tolkien's elvish script when they were like 12, proceed to write 2+ years of diary entries in it and then almost entirely forget how to re-translate them? becos uhhh
help HELP NOOOOOOOOOOOO I just found this passage:
Which translated into English script (phonetically accurate to mimic my pain upon reading this) reads:
"I hav becum obsessd with a consept noan as "jonlok"! its th hidn luv storee ov sherlok hoams and jon wotsun. thay are pure bois and I luv them"
FUCK FUCK KILL DIE FUCK
OP attained enlightenment at the age of twelve only to descend back into the gladiator pit of mortal cringe
"Many species of polychaetes undergo epitoky whereby sexually immature worms transform into pelagic morphs capable of sexual reproduction. After fertilization, they release their gametes through rapid disintegration."
worms are out here having insane sex we can't even comprehend
"what do they mean by disintegrate?"
"oh yeah no he fucking disintegrated"
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